Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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