party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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