the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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