Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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