Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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