I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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