Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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