you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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