yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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