ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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