Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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