I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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