if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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