So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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