I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
And then he peed in my hair
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