they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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