I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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