I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
no you cant smoke seaweed
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
