The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Too much gin, very little bucket
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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