So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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