they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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