Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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