Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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