who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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