what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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