Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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