windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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