Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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