Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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