you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
