If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
A+ Viking dick
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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