ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You took a bar mat shot.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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