some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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