Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
