i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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