? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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