He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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