would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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