Your tits are I can't wait for
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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