Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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