Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
