He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
vagina is talking i cant
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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