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I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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