so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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