Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
