is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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