did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
