Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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