You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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