Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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