i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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