I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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