the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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