if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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