I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
are you so shy because you have an std?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
we should paint friendship bongs
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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