Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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