yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize