i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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