Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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